Episode 234 - Christmas Films We Love: Scrooged
Dec 20, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to be persuaded to be a better person by various terrifying ghosts, in Scrooged.
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Episode 233 - Christmas Films We Love: The Bishop's Wife
Dec 13, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to fall in love with the angelic performance of Cary Grant as he tries to steal The Bishop's Wife.
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Episode 232 - Christmas Films We Love: Home Alone
Dec 6, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to find the joy in accidental child abandonment, as we talk about Home Alone.
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Episode 231 - Green Lantern
Nov 29, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to ensure no evil shall escape his sight, as he laments the existence of the Green Lantern movie.
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Episode 230 - Deadpool & Wolverine
Nov 22, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to regenerate some interest in superhero movies, as he discusses his disappointment with Deadpool & Wolverine.
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Episode 229 - Sleepless in Seattle
Nov 15, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to lose sleep over the terrible characters and plot of Sleepless in Seattle.
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Episode 228 - Forrest Gump
Nov 8, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to find out stupid is as stupid does, in the stupid and rubbish Forrest Gump.
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Episode 227 - Joker: Folie a Deux
Nov 1, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to put on a happy face and tell us why the joke is on us in Joker: Folie a Deux.
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Episode 226 - Troll 2
Oct 25, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to ingest the ridiculous offerings of Troll 2, a film which (SPOILER) contains zero trolls.
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Episode 225 - Terrifier/Terrifier 2
Oct 18, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to cut through the hype of hack and slash horror franchise, Terrifier.
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Episode 224 - Night Swim
Oct 11, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to drown his sorrows after watching haunted swimming pool nonsense, Night Swim.
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Episode 223 - Trap
Oct 4, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to hunt for something interesting in boring serial killer movie, Trap.
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Episode 222 - Congo
Sep 27, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to desperately search for diamonds in the baffling killer gorilla movie, Congo.
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Episode 221 - Twisters
Sep 20, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to be blown away by the disaster of a disaster-movie, windy sequel Twisters.
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Episode 220 - Meg 2: The Trench
Sep 13, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to plumb the depths of despair as Jason Statham plumbs the depths of the ocean, watching forgettable giant shark sequel Meg 2: The Trench.
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Episode 219 - Madame Web
Sep 6, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to talk about all the loose threads in the "plot" of awful Sony cash-in movie, Madame Web.
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Episode 218 - The Meg
Aug 30, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to do a deep dive into the ridiculous Jason Statham underwater monster movie, The Meg.
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Episode 217 - Longlegs
Aug 23, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to examine Nicolas Cage's performance in rubbish serial killer movie Longlegs.
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Episode 216 - Joker
Aug 16, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to have a laugh about his lack of interest in the highly polarising Joker.
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Episode 215 - Rawhead Rex
Aug 9, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to relive childhood fears and discover they were completely unfounded, as he discusses Clive Barker's Rawhead Rex.
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Episode 214 - Justice League
Aug 2, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to witness Superman being brought back from the dead by people who didn't like him, in the confusing and messy Justice League.
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Episode 213 - Cyborg
Jul 26, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to visit the generic 1980s vision of a post-apocalyptic future, in martial arts sci-fi nonsense Cyborg...
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Episode 212 - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Jul 19, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to work why Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was such a disappointment, and ask why Superman did say that name...
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Episode 211 - The Twilight Saga
Jul 12, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to shine a light on stupid sparkly vampires, as he takes a bite out of all the Twilight movies. All of them.
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Episode 210 - Man of Steel
Jul 5, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to describe exactly why he thinks Man of Steel is a failure as a Superman movie, and as a bonus, we learn more about the fate of Pa Kent.
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Episode 209 - Masters of the Universe (1987)
Jun 28, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to test his love of He-Man to the limit, by revisiting the terrible Dolph Lundgren version in 1987's Masters of the Universe movie.
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Episode 208 - Army of One (2020)
Jun 21, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to watch a special forces soldier kill a load of hillbillies in the woods, in low-budget action revenge movie Army of One.
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Episode 207 - The Fall Guy
Jun 14, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to find out who might fall from a tall building, or roll a brand-new car, as he watches a film about an unknown stuntman that should make Ryan Gosling look the star, in The Fall Guy.
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Episode 206 - Unfrosted
Jun 7, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to learn the genuine true story of the invention of jam-filled toaster pastry, in Jerry Seinfeld's boring nostalgia-bait, Unfrosted.
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Episode 205 - Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver
May 31, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to revisit the slow-motion heroics of a bland group of copy/paste "characters," in Zack Snyder's uninspired space fantasy sequel, Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver.
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Episode 204 - Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire
May 24, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to absorb the slow-motion heroics of a bland group of copy/paste "characters," in Zack Snyder's uninspired space fantasy Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire.
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Episode 203 - Maniac Cop 2
May 17, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to find out there's still a thin blue line between being a cop and being a maniac, by watching the sequel to Maniac Cop, Maniac Cop 2.
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Episode 202 - Argylle
May 10, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to attempt to make sense of a thousand twists, each more nonsensical than the last, as he watches bizarre meta spy novel action comedy Argylle.
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Episode 201 - Ambulance
May 3, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to call for the emergency services after watching Michael Bay's paramedic-based heist movie Ambulance. Or, "AmbuLAnce."
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Episode 200 - Hulk (2003)
Apr 26, 2024
This week, Mark and Martyn take ten to remember a Hulk, in Ang Lee's 2003 attempt at making a Hulk movie, Hulk.
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Episode 198 - Howard The Duck
Apr 12, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to "egg-splore" the "quack-y" world of Howard the Duck.
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Episode 197 - Wedlock
Apr 5, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to decipher the colourful naming conventions of a futuristic prison system, as he watches Rutger Hauer in Wedlock.
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Episode 196 - The Beekeeper
Mar 29, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to listen to Jason Statham's un-bee-lieveable accent, in bee-yond bee-lief bee-t'em-up The Beekeeper.
Bees.
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Episode 195 - Shocker
Mar 22, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to sentence himself to watch ridiculous electricity-based serial killer movie, Shocker.
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Episode 194 - Ghosts of Mars
Mar 15, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to investigate John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars, which is about Ghosts. On Mars.
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Episode 193 - Blind Fury
Mar 8, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to reminisce about Rutger Hauer playing a visually impaired swordfighter, in Blind Fury.
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Episode 192 - Pixels
Mar 1, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to witness an alien invasion that can only be stopped by Adam Sandler, in ridiculous retro arcade Ghostbusters-wannabe, Pixels.
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Episode 191 - The First Power
Feb 23, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to join Lou Diamond Phillips as he tries to track down a demonic serial killer, in supernatural crime thriller The First Power.
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Episode 190 - Lift
Feb 16, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to have nearly two hours "lifted" from him, in predictable heist movie, Lift.
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Episode 189 - There's Something About Mary
Feb 9, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to find out There's Something About Mary, and that thing is one joke about bodily fluids that people in the 90s thought was hilarious for some reason.
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Episode 188 - Incoming
Feb 2, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to assess the moral quandaries of torture on a space prison, whilst Scott Adkins just kicks things to bits, in barely sci-fi rubbish Incoming.
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Episode 187 - Jack's Back
Jan 26, 2024
This week, Mark takes ten to investigate the return of an infamous serial killer, except not really, by watching James Spader play two parts in Jack's Back.
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Episode 186 - Lady Ballers
Jan 19, 2024
This week, Martyn takes ten to rant about the laughable excuse for comedy presented by transphobic misogynistic right-wing mess, Lady Ballers.