TAKE TEN EPISODES

Take Ten minutes every week to hear about the movies we love to hate and hate to love.

Episode 185 - Maniac Cop

Jan 12, 2024

This week, Mark takes ten to find out there's a thin blue line between being a cop and being a maniac, by watching eighties B-Movie Maniac Cop.

Episode 184 - Survivor (2015)

Dec 29, 2023

This week, Martyn takes ten to ring in the New Year with a convoluted terrorist plot, in stupid boring attempted-thriller Survivor.

Episode 183 - A Christmas Cookie Catastrophe

Dec 22, 2023

This week, Mark takes ten to devour another Hallmark instant classic, the forgettable but festive crime caper(?), A Christmas Cookie Catastrophe.

Episode 182 - Deck The Halls

Dec 15, 2023

This week, Martyn takes ten to witness a bizarre Christmas-based mid-life crisis, as Danny DeVito tries to make sure his house can be seen from space in Deck The Halls.

Episode 181 - A Snowy Christmas/One Snowy Christmas

Dec 8, 2023

This week, Mark takes ten to get "wrapped up" in the world of Hallmark Christmas movies, with the bland copy/paste story of A Snowy Christmas (or "One Snowy Christmas" on IMDB).

Episode 180 - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Dec 1, 2023

This week, Martyn takes ten to start the festive season by watching Santa get kidnapped by extraterrestrials, in Santa Claus Conquers the Martian, which contains no conquering whatsoever.

Episode 179 - Retribution

Nov 24, 2023

This week, Mark takes ten to look for retribution for watching Retribution, a film with surprisingly little retribution in it.

Episode 178 - Xtro

Nov 17, 2023

This week, Martyn takes ten to watch stupid nonsense sci-fi movie Xtro, where nothing makes sense and everything is horrible.

Episode 177 - Barbarian

Nov 10, 2023

This week, Mark takes ten for a short stay at an airbnb with a horrible secret buried underneath it, in mental nonsense horror movie Barbarian.

Episode 176 - Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe

Nov 3, 2023

This week, Martyn takes ten to watch Jesse Ventura run around in a forest, somehow being more wooden than the trees around him, in Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe.

Episode 175 - Smile

Oct 27, 2023

This week, Mark takes ten to grin and bear the scariest facial expression ever committed to film, in Smile.

This week, Martyn takes ten to see what happens when a wild animal consumes a massive amount of narcotics, which is apparently less tragic and far more whimsical than you'd imagine, according to Cocaine Bear.

Episode 173 - 9 Bullets

Oct 13, 2023

This week, Mark takes ten to go on the run with Lena Heady, as she tries to avoid 9 Bullets. Or as many as possible anyway.

Episode 172 - Beast

Oct 6, 2023

This week, Martyn takes ten to witness the world's worst safari, as Idris Elba fights a lion in bad-decision-simulator, Beast.

Episode 171 - Night Driver

Sep 29, 2023

This week, Mark takes ten for a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a film... that should not exist, as he watches the insane low budget genre mash-up, Night Driver.

Episode 170 - Catwoman

Sep 22, 2023

This week, Martyn takes ten to find out what happens when you die near a load of magic cats or whatever, by watching Halle Berry (a little too closely) in Catwoman.

Episode 169 - Street Fighter

Sep 15, 2023

This week, Mark takes ten to kick... Bison's ass (I don't think so), as he watches the misguided attempt at bringing a beloved game to the big screen, Street Fighter.

Episode 168 - The Punisher (2004)

Sep 8, 2023

This week, Martyn takes ten to discuss Thomas Jane as the best live action version of the murderous Marvel Comics vigilante that was available at the time, 2004's The Punisher.

Episode 167 - Grimcutty

Sep 1, 2023

This week Mark takes ten to get hysterical (not really) about another fake meme-based monster, Grimcutty.

Episode 166 - Signs

Jul 28, 2023

This week Martyn takes ten to make a tin foil hat and surround himself with glasses of water, watching stupid alien invasion movie Signs.

Episode 165 - Cobra

Jul 21, 2023

This week Mark takes ten to talk about mumbling Sylvester Stallone as the no-nonsense cop with the nonsensical name, Cobra.

Episode 164 - Mindcage

Jul 14, 2023

This week Martyn takes ten to watch the unsuccessful melding of three successful movies, in ridiculous Martin Lawrence serial killer movie Mindcage.

Episode 163 - The Flash

Jul 7, 2023

This week Mark takes ten to run away as fast as he can from the messy multiverse adventure of The Flash.

Episode 162 - Prometheus

Jun 30, 2023

This week Martyn takes ten to investigate the origins of human life, or alien life, or whatever, and be incredibly disappointed in Prometheus...

Episode 161 - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

Jun 23, 2023

This week Mark takes ten to put Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania under the microscope...

Episode 160 - Dead Again (2021)

Jun 16, 2023

This week Martyn takes ten to see what happens when a fan of Edgar Wright's Cornetto Trilogy spends a few days filming nonsense in the countryside, in the terrible police/alien/zombie mistake Dead Again.

Episode 159 - The Net

Jun 9, 2023

This week Mark takes ten to learn about the dangerous world of made-up hacking on the made-up version of the internet in Sandra Bullock's baffling techno-thriller The Net.

Episode 158 - The Sand

Jun 2, 2023

This week Martyn takes ten to avoid walking on the sand, in The Sand.

Episode 157 - Internal Affairs

May 26, 2023

This week Mark takes ten to investigate Richard Gere's criminally bad Internal Affairs.

Episode 156 - Tank Girl

May 19, 2023

This week Martyn takes ten to have all the positivity drained out of his body like water from one of Malcolm McDowell's victims, whilst Lori Petty goes through the motions as Tank Girl.

Episode 155 - The Saint

May 12, 2023

This week Mark takes ten to put on a load of bad disguises whilst still looking like himself, as he watches Val Kilmer do the same thing in The Saint.

Episode 154 - Hangman (2017)

May 5, 2023

This week Martyn takes ten to guess the word (he can't) or piece together some meaning (there isn't any) in Al Pacino's nonsense serial killer thriller Hangman.

Episode 153 - Just Like Heaven

Apr 28, 2023

This week Mark takes ten to fall into a coma watching Mark Ruffalo fall in love with Reese Witherspoon's living ghost or something, in Just Like Heaven.

Episode 152 - Inseminoid

Apr 21, 2023

This week Martyn takes ten to watch a human get impregnated by a space monster and then scream a lot, in ridiculous Alien-wannabe Inseminoid.

Episode 151 - Now You See Me 2

Apr 14, 2023

This week Mark takes ten to break the magicians code and finally reveal the biggest secrets of magic, in the baffling story of genuine wizards, Now You See Me 2 (spoiler - it's editing).

Episode 150 - Independence Day

Apr 7, 2023

For our 150th episode, we take ten to shout "welcome to Earth" as we punch Independence Day in its stupid face.

Episode 149 - The Lost Boys

Mar 31, 2023

This week Mark takes ten to enrage most of our listeners by talking about The Lost Boys.

Episode 148 - Thir13en Ghosts

Mar 24, 2023

This week Martyn takes ten to count all the ghosts in Thir13en Ghosts.

Episode 147 - Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

Mar 17, 2023

This week Mark takes ten to wait for Steven Seagal's pies to come out of an oven on a train instead of a ship, as he watches Under Siege 2: Dark Territory.

Episode 146 - From Dusk Till Dawn

Mar 10, 2023

This week Martyn takes ten to explain why he enjoys From Dusk Till Dawn even though it's actually pretty bad, come at me.

Episode 145 - Romeo + Juliet

Mar 3, 2023

This week Mark takes ten to make secondary school English lessons even worse by watching Baz Luhrmann's awful adaptation of Romeo and Juliet, Romeo + Juliet. The + symbol makes it cool I expect.

Episode 144 - Scary Movie

Feb 24, 2023

This week Martyn takes ten to answer the question, "what's your least favourite scary movie?" It's this. It's Scary Movie.

Episode 143 - The Expendables 2

Feb 17, 2023

This week Mark takes ten to revisit the washed-up action heroes of yesteryear, as they aggressively sweat at one another in vests or whatever it is they do these days, in The Expendables 2.

Episode 142 - Warcraft: The Beginning

Feb 3, 2023

This week Martyn takes ten to have his life force drained by Fel magic or something by sitting through Warcraft: The Beginning.

Episode 141 - Willy's Wonderland

Jan 27, 2023

This week Mark takes ten to spend the night at an abandoned family fun centre filled with haunted animatronics which bear no resemblance to anything from Five Nights At Freddy's, in Willy's Wonderland.

Episode 140 - The Nan Movie

Jan 20, 2023

This week Martyn takes ten to explore the unwanted origins of a one-dimensional sketch character from more than a decade ago, by watching The Nan Movie.

Episode 139 - The Expendables

Jan 13, 2023

This week Mark takes ten to absorb the highest concentration of testosterone possible in one sitting, as he watches a load of washed-up action heroes come together (not like that) in The Expendables.

Episode 138 - Deathstalker

Jan 6, 2023

This week Martyn takes ten to go on a sword and sorcery quest devised by a horny teenage boy, as he watches the bored one-dimensional adventurer, Deathstalker.

Episode 137 - End of Days

Dec 30, 2022

This week Mark takes ten to ring in a New Year and a New Millennium, with Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to stop the Devil finding a wife in End of Days.

Episode 136 - Santa's Slay

Dec 23, 2022

This week Martyn takes ten to carefully check the chimney for wrestlers dressed as Father Christmas, before sitting down to enjoy the demonic killing spree in Santa's Slay.

Episode 135 - Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman

Dec 16, 2022

This week Mark takes ten to revisit Jack Frost (not to be confused with Jack Frost, or Jack Frost), and discover what happens when a mutant killer snowman takes revenge, in Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman.

Episode 134 - The Santa Clause

Dec 9, 2022

This week Martyn takes ten to find out Santa Claus actually is real and subject to a magical contract system based on trickery which would definitely not hold up in court, as he watches The Santa Clause. With an "E."

Episode 133 - Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Dec 2, 2022

This week Mark takes ten to take a “comic” look at Christmas and address his “issues” with the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special.

Episode 132 - Demolition Man

Nov 25, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to travel to a future world where Sylvester Stallone isn't allowed to swear or wipe his bum, in Demolition Man.

Episode 131 - Morbius

Nov 18, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to BAT-tle through the BAT (bad) reviews and see if Morbius is as BAT (bad) as both cinema releases would indicate.

Episode 130 - Super Mario Bros.

Nov 11, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to jump down a pipe and look for a plumber to clear the rotting sewage of the original Super Mario Bros. movie out of his mind.

Episode 129 - Clean

Nov 4, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to wade through Adrien Brody's rubbish and pick up the recycled remnants of copied character ideas, in the mess that is Clean.

Episode 128 - Bloodbath At The House Of Death

Oct 28, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to have a sense of humour failure after trying to watch Kenny Everett's "cult classic" Bloodbath At The House Of Death.

Episode 127 - Dracula 2000

Oct 21, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to take on the fang-less ("thankless") task of watching Dracula 2000, which both sucks and bites in equal measure.

Episode 126 - Slender Man (2018)

Oct 14, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to summon an interesting idea and watch it become a generic formulaic movie monster in less than a decade of existence, in Slender Man.

Episode 125 - Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

Oct 7, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to DISSECT Halloween H20, CARVE out an opinion and confirm why it's the work of a HACK.

Episode 124 - Thor: Love and Thunder

Sep 30, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to address the Thor-ny issue of why Thor: Love and Thunder was a bit rubbish.

Episode 123 - The Matrix Revolutions

Sep 23, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to re-enter the Matrix (again) and discover (again) that too many ideas can be a bad thing vis-a-vis clever action movie franchises, ergo, the Matrix sequels are not very good.

Episode 122 - Moonfall

Sep 16, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to find out what would happen if the Moon fell into the Earth. Except not that.

Episode 121 - The Matrix Reloaded

Sep 9, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to re-enter the Matrix and discover that too many ideas can be a bad thing vis-a-vis clever action movie franchises, ergo, the Matrix sequels are not very good.

Episode 120 - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Jul 29, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to BEHAVE and ponder why anyone thought Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery was ever any good.

Episode 119 - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Jul 22, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to watch Matthew Broderick take the piss, playing an annoying twenty-something high school student with no likeable qualities in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Episode 118 - Meet Dave

Jul 8, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to get inside the head of Eddie Murphy, and the rest of the body of Eddie Murphy, in Meet Dave.

Episode 117 - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Jul 1, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to examine the terrible adaptation of an amazing comic, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Episode 116 - Event Horizon

Jun 24, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to wonder what possessed the creative minds behind Event Horizon, apart from space demons from a hell dimension or whatever.

Episode 115 - Hard To Kill

Jun 17, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to discuss how hard it is to kill Steven Segal in Hard To Kill.

Episode 114 - Daphne & Velma

Jun 10, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to investigate the mystery behind one of the most pointless Scooby Doo spin-offs ever made, Daphne & Velma.

Episode 113 - Executive Decision

Jun 3, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to hijack your time and talk about Kurt Russell's bad decision to star in Executive Decision.

Episode 112 - Star Trek: Nemesis

May 27, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to lament the downfall of the Star Trek franchise, which largely seems to have started in Star Trek Nemesis.

Episode 111 - Precious Cargo

May 20, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to deliver the bad news about Bruce Willis' Precious Cargo.

Episode 110 - Dune (1984)

May 13, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to find out that whilst fear is the mind-killer, Dune is the concentration-killer.

Episode 109 - Meet Joe Black

May 6, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to stare death in the face, but luckily it just looks like Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black.

Episode 108 - Ghostbusters (2016)

Apr 29, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to answer the call about the Ghostbusters reboot/remake debacle from 2016, hoping to avoid any fallout from unlicensed nuclear accelerators or angry fans.

Episode 107 - The Marine

Apr 22, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to look for John Cena, and wishes he couldn't see him in The Marine.

Episode 106 - Daredevil (2003)

Apr 15, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to look at Ben Affleck as Daredevil, a superhero movie which didn't quite hit the bullseye, ehhh!

Episode 105 - Blacklight

Apr 8, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to shine a (black)light on Liam Neeson's Blacklight, showing up all the horrible mess.

Episode 104 - Old

Apr 1, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to combine two things he hates - getting older, and going to the beach - in M Night Shyamalan's getting older on a beach movie, Old.

Episode 103 - Honest Thief

Mar 25, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to explain how Liam Neeson stole 99 minutes of his life after watching Honest Thief.

Episode 102 - Bringing Down The House

Mar 18, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about Steve Martin and Queen Latifah in the embarrassing racial stereotype mismatch comedy Bringing Down The House.

Episode 101 - The Proposal

Mar 11, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to talk about the comfortable and predictable rom-com The Proposal.

Episode 100 - Golden Apples Of The Sun/Caged Terror

Mar 4, 2022

For our 100th episode, Martyn and Mark take ten to discuss possibly the worst film they've ever experienced together, the confusingly boring Golden Apples Of The Sun, or Caged Terror if you're trying to market it differently.

Episode 99 - Trauma Center

Feb 25, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to examine Bruce Willis' performance as the traumatic central character in Trauma Center.

Episode 98 - The Fourth Kind

Feb 11, 2022

This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about Milla Jovovich in the true story about alien abductions that definitely isn't true, The Fourth Kind.

Episode 97 - Seized

Feb 4, 2022

This week, Mark takes ten to watch Scott Adkins seize the opportunity to seize the actions of criminals who seize his son, in Seized.

Episode 96 - Passengers (2016)

Jan 28, 2022

This week Martyn takes ten to ponder whether 90 years alone in space is better than watching Chris Pratt in the questionable sci-fi "romance" Passengers.

Episode 95 - Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

Jan 21, 2022

This week Mark takes ten to open a really slow door and take a bite out of the Resident Evil reboot, Welcome to Raccoon City.

Episode 94 - Run, Hide, Fight

Jan 14, 2022

This week Martyn takes ten to take cover from the problematic school shooter film Run, Hide, Fight.

Episode 93 - Wrath of Man

Jan 7, 2022

This week Mark takes ten to seek vengeance about having watched awful Jason Statham vehicle Wrath of Man.

Episode 92 - Father Christmas Is Back

Dec 24, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to discuss the painfully posh, pointless and plot-free Father Christmas Is Back.

Episode 91 - Santa Claus: The Movie

Dec 17, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to check the naughty list for Santa Claus The Movie. It's on there. A thousand times.

Episode 90 - Jack Frost (1998)

Dec 10, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to discuss the icy reception he gave to Jack Frost, not to be confused with Jack Frost.

Episode 89 - Jack Frost (1997)

Dec 3, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to discuss the icy reception he gave to Jack Frost, not to be confused with Jack Frost.

Episode 88 - Star Trek (2009)

Nov 26, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to badly go where no-one needed to go again in the unnecessary Star Trek reboot.

Episode 87 - Out Of Death

Nov 19, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to check how much death is left, whilst Bruce Willis is Out Of Death.

Episode 86 - Snake Eyes (1998)

Nov 12, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to roll the dice by watching Snake Eyes, not to be confused with Snake Eyes.

Episode 85 - Snake Eyes (2021)

Nov 5, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to roll the dice by watching Snake Eyes, not to be confused with Snake Eyes.

Episode 84 - Night Wolf

Oct 29, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to howl about the terrible acting of the posh hateful idiots being terrorised by a night wolf in Night Wolf.

Episode 83 - Insidious

Oct 22, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to endure the jump scares of Insidious, without jumping or being scared.

Episode 82 - Unfriended

Oct 15, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to take a "poke" at the instantly dated facebook-based ghost story Unfriended.

Episode 81 - The Hitcher (2007)

Oct 8, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to give a thumbs down to Sean Bean thumbing a lift in The Hitcher.

Episode 80 - Lost In Space

Oct 1, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to endure the pain, the PAIN, the PAIN OF IT ALL by watching the dysfunctional 90s version of the Space Family Robinson in Lost In Space.

Episode 79 - Surrogates

Sep 24, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to watch Bruce Willis phone in his performance of a man phoning in his life, in sci-fi robot nonsense Surrogates.

Episode 78 - Battlefield Earth

Sep 17, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to learn about scientology probably, via John Travolta's giant rubbish aliens in Battlefield Earth.

Episode 77 - Kickboxer

Sep 10, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to examine why JCVD wasted Muay Thai-m ("My Time") and yours by making Kickboxer.

Episode 76 - Superman Returns

Sep 3, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to talk about the problematic super-powered stalking of Superman Returns.

Episode 75 - Grease 2

Aug 27, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to make a song and dance about the singing and dancing of the middle-aged teenagers of Grease 2.

Episode 74 - Beast Of Burden

Aug 20, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to talk about Daniel Radcliffe talking on the phone whilst flying a plane in the boring Beast of Burden.

Episode 73 - The Visit

Aug 13, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to discuss visiting old people and why it's a bad idea after watching the Visit.

Episode 72 - Hellboy (2019)

Aug 6, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to talk about the Hellboy film that nobody likes.

Episode 71 - Non-Stop

Jul 30, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to tell us about Liam Neeson in Non-Stop, which confusingly, does stop.

Episode 70 - Amos & Andrew

Jul 23, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to address his confused feelings about the largely overlooked Amos & Andrew, starring Samuel L Jackson and Nicolas Cage. How can it not be good?

Episode 69 - The Blair Witch Project

Jul 16, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to pick apart the found footage of The Blair Witch Project, and comes up with a much more interesting concept along the way.

Episode 68 - The Tomorrow War

Jul 9, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to attempt to save your future by watching Chris Pratt in The Tomorrow War so you don't have to.

Episode 67 - In The Line Of Fire

Jul 2, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to discuss eternal old man Clint Eastwood, his many attempts to stop presidents being assassinated and his dirty old sexist seduction techniques in In The Line Of Fire.

Episode 66 - Yesterday

Jun 25, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to talk about how much better it would be to live in a world where the film Yesterday never existed.

Episode 65 - Batman and Robin

Jun 18, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to explain why Batman and Robin is the worst Batman film, despite what he said a couple of weeks ago.

Episode 64 - Army of the Dead

Jun 11, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to talk about Zack Snyder's boring zombie heist movie Army of the Dead and its uninspired title. And characters. And story.

Episode 63 - The Dark Knight Rises

Jun 4, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to explain why the Dark Knight Rises is the worst Batman film, and why everyone is wrong about Christopher Nolan.

Episode 62 - Dead Heat

May 28, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to discuss the only good thing Joe Piscopo ever did, the zombie cop comedy Dead Heat.

Episode 61 - (New) Mortal Kombat (2021)

May 21, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to GET OVER HERE and tell us why the new Mortal Kombat movie is better than the old one probably.

Episode 60 - Shed of the Dead

May 14, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to talk about the zombie comedy film with the smallest allotment of jokes, Shed of the Dead.

Episode 59 - Police Academy 6: City Under Siege

May 7, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to tell us about Michael Winslow pretending to be a robot in the best Police Academy movie Steve Guttenberg wasn't in, Police Academy 6: City Under Siege.

Episode 58 - Anti-Life

Apr 30, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to discuss Bruce Willis' sleepwalking adventure on board an unconvincing spaceship full of zombies in Anti-Life.

Episode 57 - The Asian Connection

Apr 23, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to talk about Steven Seagal's five minutes of screen time in The Asian Connection.

Episode 56 - Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure

Apr 16, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to tell us all about the forest moon of Endor and the horrific monstrosities that live there, as he watched Caravan of Courage and thinks you need to know about it for some reason.

Episode 55 - Commando

Apr 9, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to talk about another Arnie classic John, it's Commando John, I hope everyone gets this reference John.

Episode 54 - Taffin

Apr 2, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to discuss Pierce Brosnan's small-town debt collector Mark Taffin, and if you don't like it THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HEEEEEEEEERE!

Episode 53 - Escape Plan

Mar 26, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to "break out" his best Arnie and Stallone impressions, as he tells us all about Escape Plan.

Episode 52 - Plan 9 From Outer Space

Mar 19, 2021

This week Martyn takes ten to talk about aliens making zombies to stop humans making bombs, in the best plan from outer space, Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Episode 51 - Stephen King's It: Part 2 (1990)

Mar 12, 2021

This week Mark takes ten to finish what we started last episode, as he faces his fears to take on Pennywise with only an asthma inhaler and a bike ride in the second half of the 1990 TV movie adaptation of Stephen King's IT.

Episode 50 - Stephen King's It: Part 1 (1990)

Mar 5, 2021

This week in our 50th episode, Martyn takes ten to discuss Tim Curry playing the scariest clown ever committed to film, in the first half of the 1990 TV movie adaptation of Stephen King's IT.

Episode 49 - Blade Trinity

Feb 26, 2021

This week, Mark takes ten to tell us about the time Dracula teamed up with WWE superstar Triple H to fight Wesley Snipes, in the worst Blade movie, Blade Trinity.

Episode 48 - Fifty Shades Darker

Feb 19, 2021

This week, Martyn takes ten to discuss the awful sequel to a terrible rip-off of a bad adaptation of a rubbish book, as he remembers his one hazy viewing of Fifty Shades Darker.

Episode 47 - Man of Tai Chi

Feb 12, 2021

This week, Mark takes ten to talk about all the lives that are owed to Keanu Reeves in Man of Tai Chi.

Episode 46 - Escape Room

Feb 5, 2021

This week, Martyn takes ten to solve the puzzle of why he watched Escape Room.

Episode 45 - Abduction (2019)

Jan 29, 2021

This week, Mark takes ten to tell us about Scott Adkins' sci-fi martial arts mess, Abduction.

Episode 44 - The Karate Kid Part 3

Jan 15, 2021

This week, Martyn takes ten to tell you about the best Cobra Kai prequel, The Karate Kid part 3.

Episode 43 - Kill Switch (2008)

Jan 8, 2021

This week, Mark takes ten to tell us about another randomly generated Steven Seagal action movie, Kill Switch.

Episode 42 - Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas

Dec 25, 2020

This week, Martyn takes ten to find out what Christmas is REALLY all about, except not really, by watching Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas so you don't have to.

Episode 41 - Jingle All The Way

Dec 18, 2020

This week, Mark takes ten to talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger's festive masterpiece, the commercial face of Christmas movies, Jingle All The Way.

Episode 40 - Santa With Muscles

Dec 11, 2020

This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about Hulk Hogan's best film about a Santa with muscles, Santa With Muscles.

Episode 39 - The Secret Agent Club

Dec 4, 2020

This week, Mark takes ten to talk about Hulk Hogan's best film about a Secret Agent Club, The Secret Agent Club.

Episode 38 - Fant4stic

Nov 27, 2020

This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about four. The Fantastic Four. That's not how you say it though.

Episode 37 - Eye See You/D-Tox

Nov 20, 2020

This week, Mark takes ten to look at Sylvester Stallone's serial killer movie with two names, Eye See You. Or D-Tox. It's the same film!

Episode 36 - Zardoz

Nov 13, 2020

This week, Martyn takes ten to describe the best film starring Sean Connery in a big red nappy, Shardosh (Zardoz).

Episode 35 - Wishmaster 2

Nov 6, 2020

This week, Mark takes ten to tell us to be careful what we literally wish for in case an evil genie comes along and makes it real, like in Wishmaster 2. See also Wishmaster 1, which we've already done before.

Episode 34 - feardotcom

Oct 30, 2020

This week, Martyn takes ten to discuss haunted websites and livestream torture in a Halloween episode about feardotcom.

Episode 33 - The Human Centipede

Oct 23, 2020

This week, Mark takes ten to stitch together a review of the worst film about mouth-to-anus suturing that's ever been made, apart from the two sequels probably. It's the Human Centipede.

Episode 32 - AVPR: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem

Oct 16, 2020

This week, Martyn takes ten to tell us about AVPR: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem, which was mostly filmed at night... mostly.

Episode 31 - Lucy

Oct 9, 2020

This week, Mark takes ten percent of his brain and ten minutes to tell us about Scarlett Johansson's drug-fueled evolution into a computer or something in Lucy.

Episode 30 - The Predator

Oct 2, 2020

This week, Martyn takes ten to tell us about the worst Predator movie, which isn't Predator 2 any more, but The Predator (not to be confused with Predator or Predators).

Episode 29 - The Debt Collector/Debt Collectors

Sep 25, 2020

This week, Mark takes ten to tell us about more of Scott Adkins' back catalogue in our first double-feature episode about The Debt Collector and Debt Collectors.

Episode 28 - Cliffhanger

Sep 18, 2020

This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about Sylvester Stallone's best film set on a mountain co-starring Craig Fairbrass, Cliffhanger.

Episode 27 - Avengement

Sep 11, 2020

This week, Mark takes ten to tell us about Scott Adkins' vengeance-based crime drama Avengement.

Episode 26 - The Cloverfield Paradox

Sep 4, 2020

This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about the tonally confusing sci-fi/thriller/comedy/horror sort-of-but-not-quite-sequel the Cloverfield Paradox.

Episode 25 - Copycat

Aug 28, 2020

This week, in our landmark 25th episode, Mark takes ten to tell us all about Sigourney Weaver's attempts to thwart an unimaginative serial killer in Copycat.

Episode 24 - The Wicker Man (2006)

Aug 21, 2020

This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about the B-movie bee movie that isn't "Bee Movie," Nicolas Cage's reimagined version of The Wicker Man.

Episode 23 - Wishmaster

Aug 14, 2020

This week, Mark takes ten to tell us to be careful what we wish for in case an evil genie comes along and makes it real, like in Wishmaster.

Episode 22 - Captain America (1990)

Aug 7, 2020

This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about Matt Salinger's ill-fated rubber-eared stint as Captain America.

Episode 21 - The Punisher (1989)

Jul 31, 2020

This week, Mark takes ten to discuss Dolph Lundgren as the best live action version of the murderous Marvel Comics vigilante that was available at the time, 1989's The Punisher.

Episode 20 - Judge Dredd

Jul 24, 2020

This week, Martyn takes ten to talk about Sylvester Stallone playing the LUUAAHHWWW, also known as Judge Dredd. You knew he'd say that.

Episode 19 - In The Line of Duty

Jul 17, 2020

This week, Mark takes ten to talk about Aaron Eckhart's In The Line Of Duty, which is also called Line of Duty on Netflix, not to be confused with Line of Duty.